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supremecatoverlord:

leonardodiretardo:

old-man-bombadil:

leonardodiretardo:

I HAVE A THIGH GAP
YOU HAVE A THIGH GAP
WE ALL HAVE A THIGH GAP
LET’S THIGH GAP TOGETHER YA CUNTS

sorry but that is a ridiculous facial expression



I am gonna fucking piss

franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

(via bringingclawstoagunfight)

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

(via epic-humor)

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

(via epic-humor)

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 
addictionly:

Important

chessieness:

definitelydope:

the-lunatic-luna:

Stop whatever you’re doing and WATCH THIS.

"I asked 5 questions in genetics class today and all of them started with the word ‘sorry’"

WATCH THIS AND THEN WATCH IT AGAIN

so good

(Source: un-sadie, via farewelltomediocrity)