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99.9% of the time i will not start the conversation no matter how close we areĀ 

(Source: take-a-look-to-my-life, via thegermantaco)

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jealousy problems

OK WHAT IS GOING ON DID EVERYONE ON TUMBLR SECRETLY WATCH BEE MOVIE WHILE I WAS GONE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY POSTS

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Musicals: Quick Versions

  • Les Miserables: Ex-criminal can't catch a fucking break. Crazy cop can't handle multi-dimensional personalities. Boring love interest remains everyone's least favorite character. Everyone you love dies.
  • The Phantom of the Opera: Overly dramatic opera singer is caught between a dick boyfriend and a serious case of Stockholm syndrome.
  • Wicked: Misunderstood loner chick tries to help people and everyone fucks her over anyway.
  • West Side Story: Romeo and Juliet with really tame gangs and sassy Puerto Ricans.
  • Grease: If your asshole love interest doesn't like your personality, change everything about yourself.
  • Rent: AIDS sucks.
  • Cats: Freaky looking cats. That's it. There's literally no plot.
  • Evita: Historical musical about the first lady of Argentina. She's totally demonized in the show but no one notices because the choreography's incredible.
  • Bare the Musical: About two closeted gay guys being peer-pressured in a private catholic school. Laugh for three quarters cry for one quarter
  • Chicago: Murder? No. SEXY murder.